Episode 38

Wash Yourself: The Human Hygiene Episode

"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZ

When all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exactly what we do this week, as we discuss all things hygiene.

Showering? Got it. Toothbrushing? Yep. Stinky underarms? Duh.

Whether you'd like to know if Jack washes his legs, or are looking for a laugh at stories from high school gym showers, you've got it here.

And if that was not enough, we're joined by Marty Razzamatazz: Pitchman Extraordinaire to the Stars! (00:53:38)

On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:

And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.

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About your hosts

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Jack Montgomery

Jack is a former professional wrestler and drug dealer, turned professional dad and ninja. Current Mood: Freedom Fighter.

P.S., this picture is of a young Jack, and not Jack in his current situation.
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Danny Matthews

Dan is a former professional wrestler and public accountant, turned professional dad and event producer. Current Mood: Pandemic.